The_Gov78
The_Gov78 t1_j1rvvz0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Should have read the whorefax
The_Gov78 t1_j0obh6x wrote
Reply to THE DEADLIEST GAME (Part 3) FINAL by Jgrupe
May as well spend a million every 87.5 hours cuz next year you're either gonna die or have another 100 mil.. can u bang 500,000 two dollar hookers in 87.5 hours? Cuz I'd try.
The_Gov78 t1_j06lu62 wrote
Reply to I've lived today before. by NomNomNomNation
This happened to me. You have to piss in the air and catch it in your ear. And put a sock on your ear first so when time tries to get your ear all it gets is a sock.
The_Gov78 t1_j1tynwn wrote
Reply to I left for a business trip and came back to my neighborhood covered in glistening lights by GrantGorewood
You're going to need a couple of flamethrowers, and I'd probably get some calcium chloride solution in some kind of a sprayer. And some good ice cleats for your shoes. Also I'd put a couple hand warmers in your underwear just in case.