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The_RockObama t1_jdqz35g wrote
Reply to comment by FlyingSpagetiMonsta in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
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Reply to comment by technicallycorrect2 in Meet the mushroom that could one day replace plastic by landlord2213
At least there wouldn't be a mess that needed to be cleaned up.
That was dark, I'm sorry.
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Reply to comment by ergonaut in A jug of shampoo by MamboNumber5Guy
Oh shit. What was the mayo.
The_RockObama t1_iy02f4c wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A 100 sided die by DerMagicSheep
I grew up by a golf course, and the number of instances of cars getting hit and squealing to a stop was crazy. I don't know why they designed the course the way they did, but damn.. many people had bad days along that stretch of road.
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Reply to comment by southdakotagirl in My local grocery store has a bacon aisle right between all the produce by ARIES1124
Now I want huevos rancheros. Nice job guys.
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Reply to comment by BikesGamesWeed in A 100 sided die by DerMagicSheep
"Dude, I told you we should have played in the basement like usual. But NoOo wE hAd To pLaY oN a HiLl. You're climbing into the storm drain this time."
The_RockObama t1_iuhsrbe wrote
Reply to comment by andersonfmly in These chips have a variety of flavors in the same bag by Beertimeanytime
Whoa.. I recognized your username from my most recent tree post. What is happening..
The black locust silhouette on this mug was plagerized from a Petrides field guide printed from 1958-1972 (flipped image).
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Reply to comment by cloudyTurin963 in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504
A man is lost in a desert when he finally spots a sign of civilization - a Mexican man sitting by a small shed with his trusty mule, and better yet, there's the road the man had been looking for.
He knows the last bus back to Tijuana comes down that road around 10pm.
Fearing he may have missed the bus, he asks the man with the mule:
"Excuse me señor, do you know what time it is?"
The Mexican man grabs the mule's balls and lifts them up a few inches and says:
"..eeeeh.. it's 9:51."
The lost man replies:
"Awesome! Thank you señor! I'm just in time to catch the bus! - but how could you tell the time by simply lifting that mule's balls?"
The man lifts the mule's balls up again and points just under them and says:
"You see that clock over there?"