ThreeGays
ThreeGays t1_iy14jhf wrote
Reply to Our daughter's new porcelain doll speaks ancient Sumerian, but he isn't supposed to talk. by BubbaLeeJones
hope the doll gives you a hug instead of murdering you
oh shit where has thomas gone i put him next to me on my chaid
ThreeGays t1_iwiutxq wrote
Reply to comment by jwadephillips in Remember: if you feel pain, you are awake by jwadephillips
you have just remotely punched your wife to death, in your sleep consider this a superpower, you could. go assassinate mao tse-tung or something in your sleep by flying behind him and doing whatever the fuck you want with him
ThreeGays t1_itsfzdu wrote
Reply to comment by CandiBunnii in A kid came into my store after closing. I wish I hadn't let him in. by papamishka89
yeah i fucking hate it when kids send people to burn in hell
always happens to me with my little brother
ThreeGays t1_iqkyuxm wrote
Reply to comment by ThreeGays in I keep hearing the same two words everywhere and I’m starting to get worried… by CBenson1273
Wake up
ThreeGays t1_iqkyr87 wrote
Reply to I keep hearing the same two words everywhere and I’m starting to get worried… by CBenson1273
You’re not awake yet…
ThreeGays t1_iy15mpb wrote
Reply to There's a chair in my kitchen and it's driving me insane. (Part 2 / Final) by NomNomNomNation
my chair has 5 legs ;-;
theyre all bunched up together in one corner so i dont even know what its doing anymore