Throsty
Throsty t1_jaotxsc wrote
Reply to comment by Ohgodgethelp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
I've had that shit before. Dumbass couldn't really understand why I was asking why he was so concerned about the Romanian Army's valor...
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Reply to comment by HungrySavings7120 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Hot beef injection!
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Reply to comment by hardy_83 in Mother Sneaks Into NY HS Dressed As Student To Watch Daughter Fight, Police Say by maxcrazy
How do you do, fellow combat sport enthusiasts?
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Reply to comment by Bitter_comment69 in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
Never been more glad to have skimmed over a word!
Throsty t1_j245l8m wrote
Fucking hell. I completely missed the "an" there...
Throsty t1_j245bbi wrote
Reply to Texas man appeals death sentence, stating Comedy Central episode violated his rights by djc8
Kewpie doll looking motherfucker.
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Reply to comment by LrdRager in Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
Ever lose your watch?
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Reply to comment by sean6869 in ‘Prepare for Bambi on rabies!’ Beloved fawn to become killer in new horror by Maelarion
On the Dork Web.
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Reply to comment by fucktrutin in ‘Prepare for Bambi on rabies!’ Beloved fawn to become killer in new horror by Maelarion
I've seen that porn.
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Reply to comment by TerrorNova49 in FIFA head says fans 'will survive' without beer at World Cup by ChocolateTsar
It's going to be interesting to see how it all plays out.
Throsty t1_ix4bwrc wrote
Reply to comment by TheEmoEmu95 in FIFA head says fans 'will survive' without beer at World Cup by ChocolateTsar
Up until last week, that is exactly what they were told was going to happen.
Throsty t1_iwnln7d wrote
Reply to comment by NoWayNotThisAgain in No, Utah’s new flag is not a symbol of a Babylonia goddess, and yes, it’s better than most other state flags by stdTrancR
We've got a titty on ours.
Throsty t1_iwid087 wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Plane crash that killed 2 suspected hitmen near Sioux Lookout, Ont., caused by darkness, lack of visual cues by jeffersonairmattress
He ate some paint thinking it was yogurt.
Throsty t1_ism4t91 wrote
Reply to Mexican Priest Known As "Father Pistolas" Suspended After He Advised Parishioners To Carry Guns To Fight Off Drug Cartels by canesul
Username checks out.
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Reply to comment by Nadaplanet in Man charged with smuggling pythons in his pants at US border by AmethystOrator
Well I don't know where you're from, matey...
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Reply to comment by dafunkmunk in Taco Bell is apologizing for its breakfast menu by _GABO_
What grade were you in?
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Reply to Catch Me If You Can’s Frank Abagnale Jr ‘lied' about his lifetime of lies by SYLOH
It was George Santos all along!