This better be adapted into a movie.

I've seen a few studies which say smaller and on a global scale. But what do I know?

I've done this but I keep eating poisonous mushrooms?

Im glad spelling out that pooping on a tarp is not normal behaviour really sold it to you. I'm just doing the lords work.

That's the joke

That's exactly the joke I was going for. Seemed like everyone else didn't pick up that low hanging fruit

My Dad knows someone who owns CNN, he says they can't take toilet breaks unless they ask for the key.

And you act super busy so it makes them awkward to ask for the key. One time my dad said he acted way too busy and he say a woman poop himself all over his colleagues but luckily their was tarp on the floors and ground.

Edit: it's a joke, like "my dad owns nintendo". Except this is directed at the comment above me, kind of to show that he is being ridiculous so im just matching that energy but with an outrageous and near impossible scenario. LIKE WHY WOULD A LADY POOP ON PEOPLE WITH TARP ON GROUND?!

I love camel more than wife