TimeOk8571
Submitted by TimeOk8571 t3_125yut5 in Jokes
TimeOk8571 t1_je4skwz wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
The wrong one may rob you of your balance at the river bank.
TimeOk8571 t1_je44bw1 wrote
Dial a wrong number in Iraq to hear a bomb go off.
TimeOk8571 t1_je43yt9 wrote
Reply to comment by slowtree89 in What do you call it when soap feels guilty? by slowtree89
Furthermore, he wanted to be dropped from the lineup, but didn’t want the detective to bend over for him.
TimeOk8571 t1_je1z9pv wrote
He feels like the leading sudspect.
TimeOk8571 t1_jaax1fd wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
But he’ll fight with the beaver.
TimeOk8571 t1_ja86kad wrote
They make a good duo.
TimeOk8571 t1_iwc19zq wrote
Reply to comment by Supercst in [OC] Respective Gains/Loss in Median Earnings Across College Majors, Aged 25-29 (2010 vs 2019) by icywatermelons
Poli Sci major here - many with said degree go on to law school, so that may account for much of it.
I, however, ended up as a software engineer.
TimeOk8571 OP t1_je9b4bc wrote
Reply to comment by Jaikus in Why did Gwyneth Paltrow go skiing? by TimeOk8571
Ya, I admit this joke sucks. I’ll do better next time.