Dan over just permanently confused about a lot of things for no reason other than to be a contrarian on site meant for time-wasting.

That's ok though. It would be a lie if every episode was happy-silly-jokey time one liners. Beards episode to me showed that it's okay to have ups and downs. Even really high highs and low lows. It doesn't make you any less valuable.

Shut him the fuck up real quick too lol

Holy straw man batman

I think it's most plausible that people on the Internet well removed from the situation shouldn't be speculating as to what happened.

But since we're speculating, I think the dude just wandered around the corner, saw chips on the ground, and ate chips. Angry piggies then pulled up and harassed him, and are now looking for a post hoc justification of their brutality.

If the last few years have taught us anything, it's that cops have not earned and do not deserve the benefit of the doubt. Do not blindly believe what they say - for fucks sake they even have a word for lying under oath during a trial, "testilying."

Why are you assuming that a homeless man saw the thief take the display?

I bet the cops get to bill overtime rates or "parade rates" or some shit and that's why they keep doin it.