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“So what happened here?” The detective asked with a frown on his face, eyes scanning the room of people standing awkwardly around the bloody remains sprawled upon the once pristine couch.

“Uhhh, absolutely nothing, officer.” A portly man assured.

“Yes, quite a dull day.” A finely dressed lady affirmed.

“Kind of a weird question, man.” A scruffy looking fellow in an ill-fitting jacket added.

“Why are you even here?” A young woman questioned him.

“There has been a murder ma’am, and I am here to solve it.”

“Oh, there’s been no such thing.” A man in a wheelchair rolled forward, pulling a sheet from behind the couch and over it with the aid of the scruffy fellow at the couches far end. The sheet settled over the corpse, immediately staining various morbid shades of color.

“Preposterous statement, sir.” The well dressed woman scoffed.

The detective rolled his eyes and brought his radio up, “send the wagon.”

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