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TobiasMasonPark t1_jegyynh wrote
Reply to comment by anna_pescova in Russia’s new foreign policy strategy identifies China, India as main allies by Falls_stuff
Ah. The ones who routinely get coal for Christmas
TobiasMasonPark t1_je9tua2 wrote
Reply to Florida's Current State by aswissguy
Careful. They may claim you’re sharing porn.
TobiasMasonPark t1_je9tmqb wrote
Reply to Nothing says "Relationship Goals" more to some gamers than a Retro Game Night with your sweetheart! by Call-Me-Bingus
You trying to summon some sort of demon?
TobiasMasonPark t1_je6akw1 wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
“Where are my dang glasses?” He asks, with all 60 pairs resting on his head.
TobiasMasonPark t1_jdtfjej wrote
Reply to TIL that seagulls not only eat other birds and animals, but are cannibals and often eat seagull chicks, even their own. by TrolleyMcTrollerson1
They’re like the goats of birds.
TobiasMasonPark t1_jdoj3j3 wrote
Reply to comment by stopmakingsents in Man convicted of murder based on the victims pet parrot's testimony by yjee
I don’t speak parrot, but I know a bit of pigeon, so hopefully it translates.
TobiasMasonPark t1_jcw7f0t wrote
Reply to Untitled, Me, embroidery, 2021 by Nadinedraws
Legit thought this was a bowl of cereal for a second.
TobiasMasonPark t1_jbfhnp6 wrote
Reply to comment by nightowl_i in TIFU by leaving kinky writing on my arm and then going to work by Iwroteathrowaway
Yea, you think they’d be psyched.
TobiasMasonPark t1_ja4ai8j wrote
Reply to comment by lightknight7777 in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
TobiasMasonPark t1_j27c65q wrote
Reply to Man in Yakima standoff promises to surrender after “eating a Hot Pocket”. by youngjefferydahmer
Weird. Thought Yakima was something iCarly invented
TobiasMasonPark t1_j1gg21k wrote
Reply to comment by Big_Deetz in Afghan Men Stand in Support of Women After Taliban College Ban by BlitzOrion
Thing about people is, we tend to not like being enslaved. They can try but it won’t work forever.
TobiasMasonPark t1_jegz6p8 wrote
Reply to comment by thebudman_420 in Russia’s new foreign policy strategy identifies China, India as main allies by Falls_stuff
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