Tongue8cheek t1_jee3sta wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:46 AM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

2023: Lab grown products.

Tongue8cheek t1_jeb6yqg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:11 PM

Reply to comment by ForeverAWino in I don’t think that’s a cucumber by Boneal171

Yes. They're getting grape after they spent their dill dough.

Tongue8cheek t1_je9jz81 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:24 PM

Reply to comment by innerearinfarction in A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94

Very gullible. Doesn't give a flock.

Tongue8cheek t1_je6kqyq wrote on March 29, 2023 at 7:47 PM

Reply to comment by AnGabhaDubh in This bathroom stall door has seen things. by AnGabhaDubh

All sugar coated.

Tongue8cheek t1_je5xiny wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:20 PM

Reply to Left him outside with a leash before taking him for a walk, came back to this by ajpala4

What a good boy. Always stays off the indoor furniture.

Tongue8cheek t1_je4bzgx wrote on March 29, 2023 at 9:38 AM

Reply to Wholegrain chicken by TolMera

Thankfully they isolated and kindly pointed out where to source the Fibre.

Tongue8cheek t1_je37gs1 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:02 AM

Reply to comment by ThePunDoc in Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663

Yeah, well, that's just like, your fallopian, man.

Tongue8cheek t1_je23ddm wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Reply to Not a Very Accepting Facility by thenameissaha

Grant me the serenity of acceptance of signs I cannot change...

Tongue8cheek t1_jdwppuv wrote on March 27, 2023 at 7:18 PM

Reply to On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9

Please stop drilling soap opera spin-offs.

Tongue8cheek t1_jdspndd wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:01 PM

Reply to Mom life and Milf'n ain't easy by rawgabbitschnitzel

Yes. For this, Lexus never released a minivan in the US.

Tongue8cheek t1_jct1xua wrote on March 19, 2023 at 10:14 AM

Reply to comment by vmirnv in What could be better in 2023 than starting the day with a fresh piece of ... by exhuma

I tend to waffle.

Tongue8cheek t1_jc7cra0 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:04 PM

Reply to Enjoying a surprise show by blip01

🎵 Streaker Girl🎵

Tongue8cheek t1_jaf24ps wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:38 PM

Reply to comment by PotterAndPitties in This meal just got interesting. by randomsteveo

Hungary - FTFY

Tongue8cheek t1_jaf1cy5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to I scream, You scream we all scream for... SLEEP by caustic255

This short bus blue ice express.

Tongue8cheek t1_jadpk82 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:20 PM

Reply to Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306

Nice. I'm shocked this sticks too.

Tongue8cheek t1_jadgb9q wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321

They must be on drugs.

Tongue8cheek t1_ja5nyks wrote on February 27, 2023 at 12:50 AM

Reply to Who did this?! by sw33tzmbiejesus

It's a Jeep thing.

Tongue8cheek t1_j6hu1iv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:03 PM

Reply to comment by capskinfan in Men of reddit: how often do you utilize your Johnson pump? by JoergenFS

I spend my time wisely. In the late 1990's, I filled out the warranty card for my VCR.

Tongue8cheek t1_j6gavss wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:56 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in The more I look the more questions I have. by cloudywater1

This nicely explains the three snow mounds.

Tongue8cheek t1_j6fsr2z wrote on January 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM

Reply to tik-BAM!-tik-BAM!-tik-BAM! by zman4

Lead supply chain shortages caused someone to successfully balance two tires with one stone.