TooTallForPony
TooTallForPony t1_j8scjkw wrote
Reply to comment by BigHmmEnergy in What’s your funniest story about Boston drivers? by [deleted]
Pro tip for OP: if you want to sound like a local, refer to Cape Cod as "The Cod."
TooTallForPony t1_iudse9d wrote
Reply to comment by InfiniteState in Massachusetts bans clothing, footwear, bedding, curtains and other textiles from trash disposal by cowghost
Getting rid of a mattress? Time to invite Amber Heard for a sleepover!
TooTallForPony t1_isq1hwe wrote
Reply to Casual sale tax on cars by tapemeasure43
I once bought a car for $50 at a police auction. Paid $52 in excise tax. 104% tax rate!
TooTallForPony t1_j8se4ax wrote
Reply to What’s your funniest story about Boston drivers? by [deleted]
In a parking garage in Revere, a long time ago. A young woman was driving a Pontiac (of course) around in circles while her (presumably) boyfriend was spread-eagled hanging on to the hood of the car. Her head with its enormous big hair was sticking out the driver's side window as she yelled at him. "Bahbbie, get off the caah! Get off the cah Bawbie!" Meanwhile she's not slowing down or stopping, and this guy's legs are sliding left and right as he holds on for dear life. No idea if Bobby ever got off the car, but I hope for his sake that he never got back into it.