Topher1999
Topher1999 OP t1_je2obid wrote
Reply to comment by AltaBirdNerd in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
RIP MTA conductor
Cause of death: alerting dispatch
Topher1999 OP t1_je2hbdc wrote
Reply to comment by jae343 in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
It’s a closed space lol it hotboxes by default
Topher1999 OP t1_je2gw1z wrote
Reply to comment by knockatize in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
MTA board is unfortunately unaccountable. It’s just a board of directors appointed by a ton of people
Topher1999 OP t1_je2gkxn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
There’s a popup in Jamaica, it’s woman ran
Topher1999 OP t1_je2gin9 wrote
Reply to comment by boimilk in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
Well sir go ahead and claim your steel balls award, you have more courage than the people in this thread who pretend this isn’t an issue
Topher1999 OP t1_je2gcgd wrote
Reply to comment by Treehaus_user in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
My brain requires industrial smoothing
Topher1999 OP t1_je2g50r wrote
Reply to comment by boimilk in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
Yeah no chance this dude was easily 6’ 3" 250 lbs I’m a skinnyboi
Topher1999 OP t1_je2g2w3 wrote
Reply to comment by jae343 in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
‘Twas a joint
Topher1999 OP t1_je2fcsg wrote
Reply to comment by theofficialreality in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
Ctrl + F “fentanyl”
Topher1999 OP t1_je2em2f wrote
Reply to comment by TheNormalAlternative in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
Oh my god. Someone alert the Nobel committee. I think you’re on to something.
Topher1999 OP t1_je2eiuv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
I guess every other time the MTA got the police involved in a situation they used smoke signals
Topher1999 OP t1_je2ecr4 wrote
Reply to comment by BKEDDIE82 in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
What an exhausting way to say, in total, nothing lol
Topher1999 OP t1_je2e4e5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
You heard him folks. He’s been seeing those politicians with ads where they say “actually, crime is underrated!” Are those same politicians in the room with us now?
Topher1999 OP t1_je2dwyl wrote
Reply to comment by BKEDDIE82 in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
MTA conductors can contact the police???! Wow a novel concept!
Topher1999 OP t1_je2d9lm wrote
Reply to comment by queensnyatty in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
Oh wow I had no idea MTA conductors were under the jurisdiction of the district attorneys office
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Topher1999 t1_jddkqfu wrote
I’d buy the Flatiron just to turn it into the daily bugle
Topher1999 t1_jbpe9bh wrote
Reply to comment by notqualitystreet in Cost of 2nd Avenue Subway extension to East Harlem balloons to $7.7B by Grass8989
They’re going to make the stations huge like GCM. They don’t need to be huge.
Topher1999 t1_ja887f0 wrote
Reply to comment by jumbod666 in Midtown Owners Hedge on Costly Office-to-Home Conversions by psychothumbs
What is humor, exactly?
Topher1999 t1_ja7q3by wrote
Reply to comment by WasherDrye in Midtown Owners Hedge on Costly Office-to-Home Conversions by psychothumbs
As much as I’d like Kathy Hochul to nationalize office buildings, property owners are pretty relevant in this discussion.
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Topher1999 t1_j643vd2 wrote
People drink coffee in the morning to ensure timely bowel movements.
Topher1999 t1_j5yoc2l wrote
Reply to comment by kasaan110 in Eric Adams dubs NYC private security group ‘wise’ guys for battling shoplifters by [deleted]
Yeah but it happened with the guy who was trying to use the emergency exit on the subway. I don’t trust Adams.
Topher1999 OP t1_je2os79 wrote
Reply to comment by bakingwhilebaking in People are smoking on the train and the MTA does not give a shit by Topher1999
Man, no funny shit. A friend of mine is vacationing in Portland and she is stunned by the amount of homeless encampments on the streets and the needles everywhere. At least encampments aren't that big of an issue in NYC compared to most cities, since the subway basically acts as an encampment. Which is depressing to say, but our homeless situation actually is not that bad compared to the average city, especially considering our population.