TotalChicanery

TotalChicanery t1_j966prq wrote

My mom was crazy about birds and always had about 3-4 bird feeders filled with different seeds to attract different kinds of birds. But I’d constantly hear her opening the back door and yelling at the blue jay to fuck off and go away. It took me the longest time to see for myself just why she hated those birds. They’re just plain dicks! I saw one swoop down onto a bird feeder (with plenty of space) and peck the only other bird on that feeder on the head so it’d go away and it could eat alone! All that time I thought my mom had some weird vendetta against blue jays… nope! Turns out, they’re just the assholes of the bird world apparently! But damn are they beautiful, I gotta hand it to them!

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