Walk in wearing pj's and a robe with some food on a plate. Every time a question is asked take a bite of the food and stare the interviewer in the eye as you answer, making sure food falls out of your mouth onto the plate. After the food is finished, ask for milk. If they don't have any, get angry and storm out.
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Walk in wearing pj's and a robe with some food on a plate. Every time a question is asked take a bite of the food and stare the interviewer in the eye as you answer, making sure food falls out of your mouth onto the plate. After the food is finished, ask for milk. If they don't have any, get angry and storm out.