Taxis are a thing that exist

Idk about vegan, but there's some good gluten free ones around

I can straddle the speed humps in my Golf and get through them without slowing down much or really feeling anything more than a slight raise. If a Golf can do it, pretty much any car can, it isn't just the oversized vehicles

Sorry you have no critical thinking skills lol

I've been there many times. Look around and you'll see it's fenced in, just like every other dog park

When is a dog park not fenced in?

What the actual fuck is wrong with people

It adds a bunch of hoops to jump through so that you really only end up with people owning chickens that are serious about it and will actually care for them.

That's my take on it, anyway

You asked a question and I answered it. Idk wtf else you want from me.

Your post was asking about happy hour. Why would you think I was talking about something else?

No they haven't. It's literally against the law in RI for a bar to have a drink special type of happy hour.

You won't find any drink specials for happy hour, if that's what you're looking for

We may be the only 2 in the city

>As a Texan, it’s against my morals to go to anything with “California” in it

Idk if I can cringe any harder

You are a fragile, fragile man

I'd be careful about that, I got a few parking tickets 7 or 8 years ago and didn't think much of them, especially not about getting more. I remember reading some fine print on the ticket and it had something about being towed or booted after the 5th ticket. I wasn't able to find anything in a cursory Google search, but it's worth it to at least make sure

Welcome to the media in general