I like the Crock Pot, but my favorite part is that you use "circa" like you're not quite sure whem you got married, but it was probably sometime around 1977.

My best friend is really into playing cards. I was thinking about trying to get him a deck of cards as a gift, with some kind of really cool art that you wouldn't normally see on cards. The thing is, I want to have like hundreds of dicks, kind of hidden in plain sight in the art. I would hope that he wouldn't notice, then one day he would notice all the dicks. But I have no art skills whatsoever, and wouldn't know how to arrange something like this.