TypicalPunUser
TypicalPunUser t1_jaewslg wrote
Reply to comment by Aftel43 in [WP] The Holy Relic changes it’s form to suit each and every chosen hero throughout the ages. But for you, the relic is not a sword, nor a shield, nor a bow. It looks like some form of strange, armored ballista that launches an arrow called a “125mm APFSDS”. by Lobotomized_Cunt
his name is RUSSIAN badger, yet he's canadian and speaks almost fluent german at the drop of a hat. to call him powerful is an understatement at this time.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The Eldritch gods have awoken. The gates of hell have opened. Monstrosities are roaming the lands and the only person putting up meaningful resistance is a half naked bloke rolling around doing what they call a "speedrun". by ryry1237
Botw link with a pot lid and a woodcutter's axe:
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You and your spouse like to play "Assassin", where you pretend to kill each other in different ways the other person isn't expecting. You just got a package in the mail, with a card that says "Bomb. You are dead." by reallygoodbee
"So I was checking my mailbox for a pipebomb recently..." -RussianBadger 2022ish
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Reply to comment by wathcman in [WP] You, a human, somehow gets a job at a hotel that caters to the secret world of monster folk. When your lich boss finds out, he decides to keep you around instead of erasing your memory. You are an incredibly competent worker, and good workers are hard to keep. by AnthonyisClueless
I mean, you've prolly still got taxes to pay, so of course you'll likely come back after death.
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Reply to comment by halborn in [WP] You just invented a machine that transports books from alternate dimensions. You take a look at what came out of it when you activated it. It seemed like an ordinary Harry Potter book. Then you saw the author. Sir Terry Pratchett. You can’t wait to read it. by [deleted]
Terry isnt short for terrible, my g.
TypicalPunUser t1_j9m7hj7 wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me a prompt as well as some rules to follow while writing the story. E.g 'You cannot use the letter E.' by ineedabettertitle
Write about a fight between supernatural beings, however you are not allowed to describe in any detail what supernatural being the combatants are.
TypicalPunUser t1_j8tvv6o wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Everyone's Skill Tree shows when they turn 15. One by one, your classmates ended up with fantastic skill trees for attack, defense, and battle support. But when you turn 15, you find all your skills have a prerequisite before use: "no one fighting within 400 feet of yourself." by CarolineJohnson
Essentially, you're fucking useless.
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Reply to comment by TrollerPilotXV in [EU] In the world of One Piece, Devil Fruit users are granted great power at the cost of their ability to swim. One innovative naval officer has found an incredibly effective way to safely kill Devil Fruit-using pirates: making them walk the plank. by TrollerPilotXV
Canonically the smartest naval officer to exist, if he also accounts for the fact that:
All Devil Fruit users are inhumanly strong, to the point where they practically stop being human as a whole.
TypicalPunUser t1_j5xmf11 wrote
Dr. Bright
TypicalPunUser t1_j5veh5b wrote
Reply to comment by AussieBirb in [WP] Amendment #5327: No one is allowed to seed lifeless planets with life. None of you are authorised or qualified for terraforming especially not you, DAVE. Edit: This includes moons too. Edit 2: No seeding any celestial object. Seriously Dave how did you and what possessed you to seed a star? by Avriw
(Except for that one time and yes it WAS cool.)
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "Infinite wishes?" The genie laugh out loud one more time "what, you're not smart enough to use 3 wishes?" wiping its tears from laugh you get more and more frustrated every time, as you try to find a loophole it just laugh out loud even more while mocking and gaslighting you just like this. by veritasmahwa
"Hey wanna see what a dead genie looks like!? Oh. Wait. YOU WONT"
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are the master of plot twists. You twist, twist and keep twisting even after the plot completely breaks, you twist again much more. You twist unlike any plot has twisted before. You are a serial twister. by rethinkr
No, that's just Game of Thrones Season 8
TypicalPunUser t1_j5f74yr wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] On your 18th birthday, you hold a knife for the first time to slice your birthday cake. But when you accidentally cut yourself, you discover wires and cables instead of blood. by KilmoreJnr2020
"So much for 'German science being the best' eh?"
TypicalPunUser t1_j5e02r0 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [CW] Write a story without using the letter "a" by XxJoedoesxX
no
TypicalPunUser t1_j4z13xa wrote
Reply to comment by NewRomanian in [WP] The Fae made one small mistake when invading, human blood is iron based. by yournewowner
...god fucking dammit...
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Reply to comment by Musicarna in [WP] The Isekai Truck misses the intended target and hits a seventeen-hundred pound Grizzly Bear instead. by FalseWallaby9
Sir Bearington is a fucking national treasure!
TypicalPunUser t1_j1yd9ab wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [SP] What sort of ghost would haunt a gas station? by hogw33d
OP, I know FOR A FACT that you watch Jimmie Yeoung
TypicalPunUser t1_j1gzzng wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A human engineer tries his best to explain to an exasperated dwarf how our kind managed to make incredibly advanced computing machines out of sand, of all things by I_got_too_silly
"What is sand, but a finely ground up mineral to be refined in various ways?"
"Tha' be nuthin' bu' unrefine glass yi ijit!"
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Reply to comment by Looxond in [WP] You are an evil president of the United States and you want to ruin the world. Unfortunately, your plans backfire and you keep making the world a better place instead by accident, earning endless praise from the people and human rights advocacy groups. This is not what you wanted. by swagonflyyyy
>!we may never know who shot joestar. !<[Yeah, prooooobably spoilers here.]
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Reply to comment by Puteri_Ayu in [WP] You look at yourself in the mirror and think,"I hate you.You disgust me,"and you laugh and laugh because there's no more tears to shed. by Puteri_Ayu
Can any of OPs neighbors that coincidentally use reddit on here confirm? /j
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The adventurers have finally bested the dungeon, and have retrieved the ultimate treasure: a magical bed that always gives you a good night's sleep by MeganBessel
Noone's allowed to have that much power!
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Reply to comment by CHA0T1CNeutra1 in [EU] “No, I won’t fly your sleigh tonight! You all hated me as a kid and still do, you’re only nice to me now because I’m useful to you!” by gameboy1001
Well yes and no. It was wrong, sure, but his dad was trying to help him avoid getting bullied.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]"War? You do not yet know war. You are a child who has tasted their first autumn frost and called it winter." by Melkain
"Ok Lanius"
TypicalPunUser t1_ixlr0k5 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [CW] Write a murder mystery, but you have to include a turtle with a monocle somewhere in the story. by Ox_of_Dox
Does it have to be a real turtle, or can it be a plushie?
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Reply to comment by yazzy1233 in [WP] You are a werewolf trying your best to live peacefully among humans, but your SO has just proposed to you with a ring of pure silver. You genuinely love and want to marry them, but you also have to somehow get out of accepting this ring. by Kitty_Fuchs
then make some damn prompts. Saying "oh but I dont have time to" or "I dont have the creativity to" isnt a fucking excuse and all it proves is that you're whining just to whine.