LNI actually employs a number of angry crows. The key is to leave out berries, bread, a small tank of fish, and expensive red wines.

Maureen may have reported you (fuck you Maureen), but rest assured, the crows investigated and confirmed the report.

It's... in all caps.

Pre-condomed sperm shots.

I was in Ohio looking to get a goat snuggle fix (where it's illegal), and I wound up underneath a cvs, where they had a geriatric goat chained to a radiator. Sad stuff.

For what it's worth, a lot of libraries do reading with dogs.

Never seen so much confederate/nazi flags in my life. Incredibly sad.

Fair enough. Bollards with a chain would look pretty nice there. Good call.

I would actually advocate for a concrete barrier the entire way. The danger to pedestrians is real especially given how fast people drive on that road.

I'm bidding for the contract. I propose to build it entirely out of douglas fur 2x4's. I can have it done in 3-4 weeks depending on the nations available supply of contractors, redbull, strippers and cocaine.

Just hook up an IV of V12 and go vegetative.

How is Local 401 these days?

Yeah, guys, do yourselves a favor, and go into the basement and inspect the joists. Was in a house weekend before last and I think five had serious rot, and three were completely eaten away by termites. Doing your own due diligence with a flashlight and your hands or a screwdriver can save you from even making it to the offer/inspection stage.

Yeah it's dumb and entitled, but at least they were using their lights. Saw a moron last night not using their lights or wipers. Could barely see them.

It eschewed central leadership and instead relied on obscure communal rules to accomplish its goals-- is that an accurate representation?

Take it with a grain of salt but I dropped 50 bucks on one of those beck massager things, with the four rotating heated balls. Literally changed my life. All the knots, all the pressure, gone after a week. 10min a night. I still bust it out once every blue moon, but I cannot overstate how bad I used to be, grabbing my neck and feeling rock hard muscles from 8h of insane work stress, trying to massage it out manually. Now it's pretty chill. Just imagine going to bed and not having constant muscle pain.

Two UPenn alums in a pod.

If anyone knows of a place like Crisp & Juicy in the Philly area, no joke I will do literally unspeakable things to you for a reference. Crisp & Juicy does flash baking chickens down in the DC area with spices packed under the skin at like 500F... It's like mainlining chicken power deliciousness. Let me know. Good luck OP.