florida version

Accurate and awesome lol

we have to have a foid card in my state but people just go to neighboring states and buy them

we have that problem here and need real gun control - I am not saying ban them but background checks beyond the simple 90 second one, classes to know how to handle, and a waiting period... but the republicans here will fight that tooth and nail and frame it as they're coming for your guns people - like no we aren't we just want responsible gun ownership

I once ran naked into my dorm room hall because there was a scorpion on my towel in italy because I left my window open - just nope - I screamed like a little bitch and ran into the hall but naked after my shower - faced a lot of mockery for that - also never opened my windows in my dorm again.

there are bottles for that lol - how you guys survive and thrive there is beyond me I have severe arachnophobia - I would die - give me snow and mountains and I will show you how to survive but like everything there is deadly and I salute you guys for thriving in spite of that plus have visited sydney, melbourne, and tasmania for a nature trek - I like being in nz more though, only because there are no natural land based predators, though a lot more sandflys when on the south island trekking

no, just no - like I can hold it till I get home ( wouldn't want to risk taking a piss outside in the outback)

lol, I just think it is awesome and hilarious - from the states here so people are prudish ; got sent off to school in europe as a kid and like I don't know what people have against things it is like seriously we all originated this way - grow up people - and as for the kids it is nothing sexual to them like they won't understand it until they hit puberty and probably not until after and just find it funny

where can I buy this - would be fun to have like two facing each other and wait for my straight relatives to figure it out at the dinner table lol