Soon as they IPO, I’m signing up for the new version at sus-water.com

Do it to counter Microsoft duo phone… oh wait… they didn’t release a duo 3? .. ok.. hey everyone go home and have a beer. We are about to send a text with pizza coupons. You’ll need it.

I am disappoint

Please don’t let it be meta or twitter

epic response! may the karma gods bless you!

I have an iPhone and two android phones. I turn the android phones on, update them, play with them and then Reminds me why I don’t use them. It’s a 90 days typical cycle.

I just play remote steam and call it a day with a pa5 controller via iPhone, iPad and Apple TV

You should copyright this 😂

And you lose internet in a nuclear strike with solar flares beating down on meat eating dinosaurs roaming the neighborhood.

Honestly u can just get T-Mobile home. Mine runs $30 a month. I get it, but starlink is in places where people get T-Mobile home (and that’s what I mean). I pull about 500 down / 70 up no caps. Ironically u could dual wan your starlink and T-Mobile home, be kind of dumb but you can use that extra cost on starlink to pay for the mobile internet. The discount for 30 is with two voice lines on the magenta max plan. Just additional ideas. Upside is if you travel, the T-Mobile box works while traveling.

It’s Bing in disguise 🥸

I actually do that now with a 3080ti

And keep the power company happy.🤣

Ya the punishment will be a one way trip to Mars, the future of soon to be early belters once the rich move in.

Imagine catching Covid, Ebola, and Monkeypox all at the same time?

To be exact. That’s if you get the Ultra Chip with at least 128gb of RAM. To be fair, the standard release of this chip will run Pong @ 5hz; something to do with the new magic mindmesh capture detection.

Yup super true and iPad

1. Keyboard - you have to spend more on this. You’ll notice if in your lap, it’s sucks to type on and wobbles. Then you goto a desk and have to kick out the kickstand and your like wait, a laptop is better.

2. MS gambled on Win8 and goal was to make everything metro. That failed, as a result the App Store failed. Nothing really takes advantage of the touch well.

3. It’s overpriced. You can get better specs and like a 3050ti graphics card and find ones super light.

4. Hardware issues - MS is NOT good if you have problems. Just read horror stories about getting fixed.

Yup, they’ll drink your bourbon while eating your cheese

Good luck. MS tablet is a joke. Bought every single one and taken everyone of them back within 5 days. Skipping on the 9. Problem is the garbage interface and apps not well supporting it.

It’s ok. Shareholders thank you for your sacrifice. Without your our purchase, the quarterly earning would have been short at 4,999,999,750 but you got them to the 5 billion mark. Now every corporate overlord can afford to put golden stake on the table for dinner tonight.

Sounds like a joke without the /s

Just get a 20TB HD and write NVME on the top! Problem solved 🤣 /s

Did and sent back. Got an open box 3080 Ti @ microcenter for $639.