Real answer is probably that he gets all the cameras dialed in and then triggers them remotely

Oh wow I totally forgot about that book

I'm pretty sure this has been around since jokes started being written down

Yo mama so fat at the strip club they call her Hitler because of the damage she does to the poles

Yeah, because if something is to your left it will take slightly longer for it to reach your right ear because the speed of sound isn't that fast

Directional hearing is not only about volume differential, it actually has more with the slight delay between ears caused by the speed of sound.