VacuumInTheHead

VacuumInTheHead t1_jad0djh wrote

Reply to comment by Spozieracz in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz

Make assumptions, humans are pretty fucking good at that. If that isn't good enough then design studies, run experiments, attempt to extrapolate unobtainable data. If you find that to be lacking, just define the words more succinctly to incorporate the obersved traits of other species.

I think, however, that the words are already succinct. We can classify many species according to the definitions of the two words. Of course, jamming 1 million species into a dichotomy is mcfucking stupid. We can use more words, create new words, or eliminate the species that don't fit (which is what we do, historically) (I took a break from writing this for reasons and now I don't know where it was going. This was not intended to be rude or anything; I'm not sure if it could even be interpreted as such. I just thought it would be fun to write)

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VacuumInTheHead t1_iy95wsa wrote

Reply to comment by hornylolifucker in [WP] Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing. by veriverd

It got multiplied by i and became a plane where Santa and his fat dumptruck can roam free, I guess.

Also, nice username

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VacuumInTheHead t1_iu4mbw1 wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A man is a hero to one city, and a villain to the other. He takes pleasure in living both roles. But when the hero of the city the man is the villain of decides to locate his hideout, he bumps into the villain of the other city... fighting the man whom the hero thought was a villain! by Crystal1501

Please put a BrainDamage tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously hemorrhaging in my brain. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the heck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people hemorrhaging together at this one sentence. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post as BrainDamage.

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