"Hey Dave, I was sorry to hear about your wife's passing. She was so beautiful"

"Thanks man, I told her that there was a reason no one had ever combined their love of pole dancing with a love of razor sharp broadswords but she just wouldn't listen. But I have to admit it, her routine was beautiful while it lasted."

you feel much better about yourself when you are preparing to be a better boyfriend by watching relationship documentaries a couple times a day

Lean into it. Guarantee you your friends are the most vanilla, boring guys in bed. Tell them Lola is a little freak and that's why you are drawn to her. . .freaky birds of a feather flock together.

There's a documentary channel called pornhub and I guarantee you that you could search for Lola Bunny on there and see at least a hundred documentaries where men explore the attractive nature of Lola Bunny. You might even reignite those old feelings you once had.

Anything with a 100 documentaries isn't niche, step bro.

often in the corners there is more than one support beam so the 16" does not start at the corner.

Also, it could have started from the opposite corner. Very commonly the last stud in a wall might only be 8 or 10 inches or whatever from the corner because they started at the opposite wall.

Also, sometimes there's a window or door or something that causes there to be a support beam in a place that throws off the 16" from the wall. So, you just need to find one in the middle of the wall. and then go 16" from there.

Also, older construction sometimes had studs at 24".

If you're going to use nails to find it, then I recommend getting a very thin nail and then trying to locate the stud with as little damage as possible. If the wall is white or off white you can use toothpast to fill in the small holes. However, getting a stud finder is the best way and they are cheap.

It's not that you're late. It's just that Quagmire is always early. -Gigity

And if you get the Jetts past the first round of the playoffs 3 or more times you are a Jetts legend. That fanbase is desperate and loyal.

There is nowhere else that Carr has the potential to become a local god in the way he can with the Jetts. Hell, he doesn’t even have to win a SB there. But if he does then he gets statues and babies named after him.

Incidentally, I think this is why Rodgers will want to go there as well. Aaron seems so preoccupied with his ego and his legacy that the chance to be a franchise’s brightest star since Broadway Joe Namath in the 60s & 70s will have a strong appeal to Aaron; and Rodgers probably thinks he would be a bigger star than Joe (he wouldn’t).

I 100% agree. And at this point I suspect Carr would gladly give up some money to be on a true Superbowl caliber team.

Brady hasn’t been the top paid QB in forever. He basically takes $25m per year and makes sure part of his pay cut goes toward an OLine that keeps him clean every game and that is how he’s simultaneously played games and drawn social security checks.

I think Carr watched Matthew Stafford go from an entire career of “next year is our year” with Detroit to a Super Bowl ring with the Rams and Carr wants to try and change his legacy in the same way.

If I were Carr I would get cut, go to the Jets for $25m and take them to the playoffs. Jetts have an insanely loyal fanbase and that’s a legit NY team. The advertising opportunities would pour in if he just wins the AFC. They have a top 5 defense, tons of young skill players and a good O line and solid coaching.

In two years he would basically be neighbors with McDaniels again when McDaniels is fired and goes back home to be his daddy’s OC in New England.

He’s not going to get drastically less. He has made a ton of money playing for shitty organizations already.

He watched his brother have a career ended before it began because of a shitty organization’s incompetence.

I imagine if you told Carr that he could make $35m & $40m playing for Raiders/McDaniels and missing the playoffs the next two years or make $25m both years but on a super bowl contending team he would take the $25m.

It’s not just the money and playoff opportunities. He will get extra years if he plays somewhere that he isn’t killed behind a shitty O-line every game.

Plus, if he is on a team making playoff runs each year he’ll get extended. But on a team that misses the playoff because of a lot of one score losses (like Raiders this year) he is not getting extended and is being blamed for organizational failures that are out of his control (exactly what happened with the Raiders this year).

Raiders have made it clear they are moving on at QB. That means they will cut him because no NFL team can afford to pay a backup QB $35m. Especially not while paying the starter top money. The Raiders have no good rookie QBs on their roster so they are looking at veterans (Rodgers seems to be their preference) and that’s expensive.

Hell, look at how many of the playoff teams have QBs on their rookie deal, which allows for more money going to the rest of the roster. Jalen Hurts, Trevor Lawrence, Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert, you get the point. I’m not going to include Brock Purdy or Trey Lance here because the 49ers couldn’t unload Jimmy G last year and had his contact on the books.

When the Chiefs paid Mahomes they had to make decisions for who, ultimately, would not get paid and that cost them Tyreek Hill.

There is just no way that Raiders keep him as a backup.

What is possible is that the Raiders run into a situation where they don’t get anyone better and don’t cut him and have to bring him back for a lame duck year similar to what happened with San Francisco and Mr Glass (aka, Jimmy G) this past season. However, I think McDaniels wants Carr out of the building as quick as he can get rid of him so that McDaniels might lose some of his competition for Rodgers. Realize that there are only a handful of teams that the top veterans will go to and McDaniels has to compete against those teams for the QBs. I think McDaniels hopes Carr signs with the Jets or Tennessee, which is probably the Raiders’ top competition for Rodgers because those are complete teams with good defense and good coaching that are probably just a QB away from going deep in the playoffs. If one of those sign Carr, then it increases Vegas’s chances of getting Aaron.

I agree with him. Why would he weaken the team he is going to by making them give something to the Raiders in a trade for him when he’ll be a free agent?

Plus, requiring a trade likely reduces the number of teams he can go to and all negotiations have to start with the Raiders.

Just wait, make them waive you, and then you can negotiate with every team out there.

to the kind internet stranger who gave me my first Reddit award, Thanks!

to be fair, at that time (I was alive then) if you had two contestants who both closely resembled boy george, and one of the contenstants was a boy, that contestant was going to win. Boy George was really the first time that you had a crossdresser hit that level of popularity so to ignore the crossdressing aspect in a look alike contest was not likely to happen. But tell mom she crushed it.