I really want to know how he managed it. How do you accidentally stab yourself. All I can think of that he somehow managed to fall on his knife, but still. What?

I'm 100% sure Elon wrote a fat check for Dave. He wanted to feel adored and thought this was a good idea.

Now, Dave isn't an idiot. I think he saw an easy paycheck. And his words were carefully chosen. He knew exactly how people would react to "Richest man in the world"