If this being served, I'd respectfully ask the bride and bride if I could lend a hand and then kick in the door 45 minutes later with giant buckets of KFC to save the day. If the father in law wants to leave stuffed, he shall leave stuffed, goddammit.

Consider the KFC an extra wedding gift on me xD

I'm kinda curious what would happen if a gold asteroid that was a mile wide hit the remote south pacific at 250,000 mph at nearly 90 degrees. The explosion would be enormous. It would throw ocean water high into the atmosphere like the Tonga eruption. But would it be an end of days style strike if it hit water vs land? I'm curious how much energy the water absorbs vs land, which I assume just kinda becomes a liquid with that much force.

I thought all Frisbees were kinda shitty until I started playing Ultimate Frisbee in hs. Those discs are great and actually fly in a very satisfying way.