Wespapss t1_iy49zry wrote

There are three stages in life concerning farts. The first stage is when you try to hold it back because of embarrassment. The second stage is when you don't care and you let one go and crop dust the entire aisle at the grocery store and everybody behind you knows that you and you can wave at them and say yeah that was me. The third stage is when you don't know you did it and so you really don't care.