Wet4Bethesda

Wet4Bethesda t1_ja239qe wrote

Well first off, your not real in the first place. You just control a couple dozen muscles with the only mortal goal of procreation. Everything else is just automated to make you have the perception of thinking you’re in control.

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Wet4Bethesda t1_ja232zc wrote

Are your eyes burning red like the devils dick in Death Valley? Does your stomach feel like speghetti? Do you suddenly want to listen to grunge music or jerk off? Are you simultaneously having a panic attack while laying on a couch watching family guy.

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