Wetnosedcretin t1_j45z41g wrote on January 13, 2023 at 12:02 PM

Reply to I was hired by the government to torture suspects. Something went terribly wrong by CIAHerpes

Hopefully the evil was contained within its walls, but if it gets out, it may lead to the end of our world.

Oh well done you.

Wetnosedcretin t1_iy8y2n9 wrote on November 29, 2022 at 5:15 PM

Reply to My wife has started waking up in the middle of the night to fold clothes. It’s all she ever does now, she simply cannot stop. by lightingnations

My sister was a really picky eater and my mum would have drained every drop of blood of the neighbours if it got sis to eat something. So yes, downside is your kids half vampire but he picked up GARLIC to save you. That shits got to hurt him and you're whining about having to sprinkle a bit of blood on his spaghetti? Ungrateful.

Wetnosedcretin t1_ixincrd wrote on November 23, 2022 at 6:50 PM

Reply to comment by no1nct in My UberEats order is glitching out. by WorldAwayTweedy

Not a "whole lot" of them gonna be around to try it.

Wetnosedcretin t1_itsb6ky wrote on October 25, 2022 at 10:56 PM

Reply to I see the same woman in all the burning buildings by scarymaxx

Choose life. Eat your steak rare and vape if you really have to.

Wetnosedcretin t1_itlw2tf wrote on October 24, 2022 at 4:41 PM

Reply to I was offered a simple job, but it's become much more than that by Harbinger_51

So you fucked us for $4000 is my take on this. Cheers.