Rolling coal.

It takes a special kind of stupid to think that’s funny.

I thought he was doing exactly that.

Isn’t a large part of the reason that he doesn’t declare for 2024 because any donations then become campaign contributions that have to be accountable?

In the meantime, I thought he was raising money for imaginary court cases and spending it on cheeseburgers.

Édit. Words

While I have no particular urge to shuffle off this mortal coil, I am now sorely tempted to see what's up at this club.

Are you kidding? They sent me 5 letters of apology. In the first two weeks after the event.

I had to send them to my spam folder.

Yes and yes.

“They’re not confessing, they’re bragging”

Round and round we go.

Fuck.

They both had kids in the car, and decided a rolling gunfight was the best plan.

After both kids get shot, they don’t seek help, but start a fist fight.

I hope both wives swiftly divorce them and allow limited supervised contact if any henceforth.

Shit for brains.