Make a small obstacle course with paper clips, number 2 pencils, etc. and play Entry of the Gladiators. Optionally have a notepad and stopwatch handy for your findings.

If you want to go to a proper Looney’s head up to Bel Air.

Ok so here’s my experience:

In regard to speed cameras I notice if you don’t go over 5MPH you’re good, might be able to do 10 over but I haven’t risked that to check. As for the ones on 83, don’t go over 60MPH and you’re ok.

Red light cameras seem to be tweaked depending on the popularity of the intersection. Falls Road/Cold Spring and the Presidents Street/Fayette intersections don’t fuck around. Others seem to have a slight delay if you’re trying to get through a yellow.

I am a desegregated lesbian male who identifies as a tyrannosaurs erector set.

My star sign is banana.

My gemstone is potato.

My spirit animal is Bill Murray.

Politically I consider myself a bipartisan upward swinging inconsequent.

Religiously I’m Facebook friends with Jesus, but we don’t talk as often as we should.

Sports wise I’m a Ravens and Orioles fan. In THAT order.

I also like pizza.

Too Many Names by Keston De Coteau

Now before everyone starts downvoting for the unfortunately true subject matter it was made by a Baltimore native. Keston told me about his work while giving him a Lyft a couple months ago. When someone asks if I’ll check out their creative work, I do. Even if it’s a bad SoundCloud mix tape, but fortunately Keston’s documentary was very much worth the time.

It was an engaging doc that didn’t try to be emotion porn, it just told it like it is without going out of its way to be “in your face”. Personally it managed to make me give a shit and take inventory of what goes on in the west side of Baltimore.

That be quite a catch ya got there! I remember back in me fishin days finding a whole skatebyrd and a few pots’n’pans.

Nev’r as fine a catch as four scoots in da cut. Well done lad!

Your wife doesn’t like it, but if these were available for purchase I’d buy a box of them. 😂

I was in the same boat you are five months ago. You can easily make $600 Thursday-Saturday. 👍

I recommend sticking with Lyft; better reputation, better support, nicer clientele. It also seems to pay more than Uber. With Uber you’re more likely to get constant rides, but the riders are more likely to be assholes because it’s cheaper.

Lyft also has more bonuses such as “complete three rides in (timeframe) get a bonus $9-$21” etc. They also have surge zones where you literally get bonus cash for accepting a ride in that area. Uber does the same thing but not as much lately, it seems more common on Lyft. You also have more tools to drive where/when you want with Lyft as opposed to Uber. If you’re heading to the store you can set a destination and make some money on the way there by doing a couple rides. Uber has something similar but doesn’t work as well, and with less options.

Signing up for both is different. Submitting documents to Lyft can be easily done through your phone’s camera, but Uber will keep denying docs unless you scan them out and submit them via their computer website. You’ll get denied a few times, but just keep submitting. Basically you can drive for Lyft while you wait for Uber to stop fucking about, but they do eventually accept your submitted documents.

No one really should even without the meth. 😋

As soon as I figured out the neighbors are cooking meth the first thing I thought of was Russel Crowe knocking over that drug house for the duffel full of money in “The Next Three Days”….

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Hey OP ummm… just curious where is this?

It’s a forced holster zone. You can go into these but you need to level up your melee skill first. Kind of annoying the way the devs force it, but some places it makes sense. Loot’s not worth the hassle and wanted level imo.

Yeah especially with the way they drive. Haven’t seen a temp tagged car that didn’t have someone driving it with extra assholism.

I can take those off your hands my good man! I am a reputable meds… disposer-er… yeah! I dispose of medical waste and other medical things. Practically a doctor!

Hang on I’ll head to Home Depot, I just need someone to follow behind me humming the MacGyver theme and I’ll see what I can do…

I unfortunately had to get a new rim for my 2015 Hyundai a couple months ago. I called Crazy Ray’s and they had one on a shelf already removed.

You might have the same luck since your Honda is a 2014. I think anything older and we would have had to roam the junkyard looking for a replacement. 😅

I only paid $30 👍

Their pizza’s not bad either. 😏

“Thanks I hate it.”

I remember going to a McDonald’s bday party and getting bit on the forehead by some psycho kid at the party. Don’t want to say his name, but he lives in Florida now (if he’s alive and/or not incarcerated). So I guess it evened out.