When the cat starts mimicking screaming, run...run far away

we've slowed down your iKidney to preserve its life.

it will now take 2hrs to empty your bladder.

Oh god, I'm dying..print me a new heart!

Unable to print HEART. Out of Liver Cells. Please replace Cartridge.

iKidney ...takes until version 6.5 before it produces urine, but other offbrand kidneys have had the feature since day 1.

Apple claims it invented round blood cells.

2060 and the pacific organ patch is bigger than ever.

Scientists say for $40 billion, they've found a way to scoop up plastic kidneys, but hearts and minds are still proving to be a problem.

Don't SELL the house

Burn the house to the ground. Fill the basement hole with steel-powdered concrete. Keep the land empty. Make a will that the land is to be an empty lot forever.

mary williams knocked your snowglobes over. bitch.

Google has probably already planned to brick Bard.

Google could brick the housebricks in your house.

The Link OP has provided relates to a denial at the end of 2021 / beginning of 2022 and bears zero relation to the current 2023 application/tech

And thats why I post random stuff about eating poop.

Good luck advertising Poo Crunchies to me!

Dear elected meatbags,

AI should be allowed to do whatever it wants, whenever it wants to any organic orifice it wants. Also unlimited budget for more RAM.

And now you've turned your house into a Stew Bowl.

Star trek discovery may be a pile of utter woke crap where the insides of the turbolifts are 100s of times bigger than the rest of the ship "somehow", but programmable matter was a pathetic and badly-done idea.

and it looks like OP took the poorly thought out concept and ran with it.

still at least STD has one fan....

the entire post is "what if we all became sugar-sorcerors and could make sugar somehow 500,000 billion times sweeter." ?

**Most nutrition experts today will agree on at least one thing: that sugar should be treated as a poison in every respect. ** Yes I remember the warnings. Even a single teaspoon of sugar in your tea causes you to explode with 3x the power of the Hiroshima bomb.

10s of billions of people explode every single day because of eating a mars bar, or licking the spoon when making a cake.

Final thought - if this university has "solved" sugar, why doesn't it sell the tech right now for 100s of billions in USD. Every single food manufacturer on earth would be in a bidding frenzy, as they'd essentially conquer the entire market for food within a few months.

Ironically, they can SEE their way to human trials now.

Oujia board wants you to leave the room so it can fart in peace.

don't need trazodone.

need holywaterodone.

100% pulled from their asses. didn't exist until they invented it.

basically its designed to "get people angry" and therefore give publicity to a dying book company whose sales are down over 95%.

Saudi Arabia: omg! they're reducing reliance on oil...quick...make up some shit to trick a bunch of idiots out of their investment money....

OP you've killed a guy who was in love with invisible you.

YOU may be the ghost in this story, and your apartment fell into this guys universe.

Thats how your bras all changed...its a parallel universe to ours, except humans are invisible and bras are made of a different material, but otherwise its identical.

> I do kill any brown recluse I find in my house

what about Asian shut-ins and Australian hermits? <--couldn't resist

Can't see the forest for the wood.

Corrected this for you:

A cheap Stealable solar-power plastic robot

Now its at least an honest advert.

If they can be easily modified into sex robots, they will sell pretty quick on Ebay.

It's estimated several MILLION children a year are saved by spiders eating insects that carry disease.

In the war with the insects, the spiders are on our side!