Well there’s anxiety, neurotic obsession, compulsive eating, unhealthy relationships, sleepless nights…

Did I miss anything?

This is some room-temperature-IQ dogshit right here.

Complete with a “I like jazz so I can’t be racist” side dish.

We’ve had this thread a million times before. Go mow your lawn you absolute spoon.

A good test as to whether you are easily fooled is if you saw this picture and believed it was an actual Opium party.

From your lips to Byrne’s ears.

The Broadway concert he did was pretty spectacular - lot of talking heads tunes

Rumors say Noel is open to it

I think Robert plant said something along the lines of “zeppelin created shoes so big even we can’t fill them”

Would love to see it though. Jimmy page would be down I bet.

This is a fantastic picture. Genuine smiles and laughter all around.

Just the perfect songwriging combo.

Harry Nilsson

Elton/Bernie

Ian Anderson (of jethro tull)

Conor Oberst

Nina Simone

I love those old Hollywood homes. Rock fireplace wall, shag carpeting (not pictured), everything tinted brown or green. Just pleasant homes with mellow vibes.

Gramps had one. Long gone now but the nostalgia hits hard when i see them.

One of my favorite old school hip hop albums is The Cactus Album by 3rd bass

https://open.spotify.com/album/3DdUJUcRBs6ct8omfRb0Pv

They kind of rivaled The Beastie Boys w/ their style and it is from the era where you could sample almost anything w/o paying royalties - they'd never be able to make this album nowadays.

David Jones changed his last name to Bowie because he didn't want to be confused with Davy Jones from the Monkees.

Think of it as a chance to come up with a super cool name. Might I suggest Stevie Eagle.

But in all seriousness can you add a middle initial? Like mary j blige

Dada: Moon

The intro song to The Affair by Fiona Apple coupled with the video might interest you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6muh9kTlr88

Slash playing guitar in front of the church in the November Rain video was the coolest thing I ever saw and I wanted to do that at all costs. That started my guitar playing career 30 years ago.

For writing: I find that writing songs comes easier when I have something I want to say or talk about. Trying to write lyrics without that doesn’t work for me. I need a theme or a message.

There’s no one answer to how to do this, you just have to start.

If you want to start with vocals, study melodies and hooks.

Told his barber to hit him with the Farah Fawcett

Ian Anderson - Divinities