Since you’re too stupid to understand sarcasm maybe I will actually just hit you. Have a great day!

Let me summarize for the slow folks like you. We don’t live in Amsterdam. I wish we did, but we don’t. Fuck off with the bike lanes that 4 people a day use. Downvote all you want bc who actually gives a fuck, oh right. The Reddit nerds.

So many bike lanes! Yay! Yet I never see more than two bikers on any given rush hour trip that I have to drive morning and evening. I see lots of traffic though. And no, I’m not going to bike to my elderly parents in the suburbs, so yes, I need my car. I’d 💯 be behind this if I actually saw bikers like in Amsterdam. But we are the complete opposite. Instead of making bike lanes, let’s get behind a way for the commuters from out of town clogging our streets for a fast track to the Holland tunnel, to not be able to access local roads. Close the turnpike extension exits to local roads. Enforce the left turn only lane off 139. Create a similar left and right turn only from the turnpike for local residents. I know, pipe dreams, can’t happen. But I for sure can’t deal with this shitty “quality of life” bullshit that Fulop dishes out. And if you live in the taint, and I’m driving through, and you’re in the dark cavern, I might hit you. Coles through there was a highway for locals to avoid the tunnel traffic. Me and the Moishe’s trucks, we’ll be tailgating you, bc the speed limit isn’t 19. It’s 25. And we know that means 35.

On my bucket list is to leave corporate America and bring the people of jersey city the bagels they deserve. I make my own bagels. They’re great, thinking of a farmers market table to start. bc obviously retail rent is atrocious. I grew up with Sonny’s bagels in south orange. And near where I worked in my 20’s, bagels 4 u in Springfield/millburn. I didn’t get egg sandwiches, you didn’t get scallion cream cheese on a single bagel. You got a brown bag of bagels and the option to purchase cream cheese to apply all on your own! You could make an egg at home with some cheese and bacon, and it would probably cost $3. The storefront in SO was tiny They just sold bagels and things you could put on bagels (even though you probably had all those ingredients at home.) If I can actually make this happen, you’re not getting coffee, you’re not getting eggs. Your getting a good, nah, great bagel to do with how you wish. Wonder bagel is fast food. I’d be just a great bagel.

There is nothing decent about their bagels unless you’re not from NJ originally. Their bagels are the equivalent if I go to a bagel store traveling in Florida, or Illinois or anywhere else that can’t make good bagels or pizza! Sure. It’s round. It has a hole. Not a good bagel. But you do you! Enjoy!

Wonder bagel was never good. Ever. Even when there was no line, the only reason to go was they used coffee ice cubes for their iced coffee. If you were also hungry, you got a dough ball.