Wuntoothrie
Wuntoothrie t1_jac6ylw wrote
Reply to ow by speaking_moistly
Ow.
Wuntoothrie t1_jac4fwf wrote
Reply to comment by peppersprayeddildo in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Just drop of a bag of hamsters all filled up like little furry water balloons with legs.
Wuntoothrie t1_jac3v24 wrote
Reply to comment by peppersprayeddildo in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Or in a hamster 🥺
Wuntoothrie t1_jac3s4h wrote
Reply to comment by Mexicantankerous in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Or squirting it out of someone else's bum.
Wuntoothrie t1_jabpc9o wrote
Reply to comment by sdforbda in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
I have more faith in swipe-to-text than I should.
Wuntoothrie t1_jabme1k wrote
Reply to comment by sdforbda in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Doh!
fixed it
Wuntoothrie t1_jabhtjc wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Salad with little bits of circumcised penises in it ... pass.
Wuntoothrie t1_jabhpjs wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?
Wuntoothrie t1_jab14wp wrote
Fucking Texas.
Wuntoothrie t1_ja808s5 wrote
Reply to comment by Gangreless in Aubrey Plaza at the Sag Awards 2023. I love her dress! by ManufacturerActual31
I think it is. It's just too tight or cinched or not fitted properly or something ... ?
Wuntoothrie t1_ja7bybx wrote
She's beautiful. The dress is beautiful.
It's a strange fit though. It might just be the angle of the photograph.
Wuntoothrie t1_ja6l4nr wrote
I would say that this isn't in the least bit interesting, but then I didn't 5-10 minutes looking for "Marely". So; I guess, mildly interesting it is, indeed.
Wuntoothrie t1_ja426vm wrote
The algorithm knows that you're secretly into dildo swords...
Wuntoothrie t1_j9q5vtx wrote
Reply to comment by mtomsky in I make shrines to gods that don't exist, here are pair of little Musical Godlings by mtomsky
Caprice & Capriccio
Wuntoothrie t1_j6m1d10 wrote
I definitely ate that in the 80s
Wuntoothrie t1_j6hbk1a wrote
Reply to Rihanna looks like a citizen of Whoville that made a skin jacket from the Grinch. by cibopath
Yeah, that seems like what she's going for.
Wuntoothrie t1_j6ha9b8 wrote
Reply to While you were all discussing if the toilet paper goes forwards or backwards, I just came home to this by huehuehue1292
Ooooooooo ... someone left an empty roll in the bathroom ... didn't you?
Wuntoothrie t1_j4n0pi3 wrote
Reply to zen ~_~ by PewPewAnimeGirl
Han, ma bookie, baldo nee anna dodo da eena.
Wuntoothrie t1_j1tfrup wrote
Reply to comment by kegareta69 in A frozen horseshoe crab at the beach by Spooky_Noodle_
Yeah, I mean, definitely not horseshoe crabs. Those puppies are dead like Liberace. I was just saying the comment didn't deserve so much hate (it was like -8 at the time I replied).
Wuntoothrie t1_j1pmz9t wrote
Reply to comment by kegareta69 in A frozen horseshoe crab at the beach by Spooky_Noodle_
Don't know why you're getting downvoted.
There are quite a few animals that survive being frozen solid.
Fucking evolution, amiright ?
Wuntoothrie t1_j1njn7q wrote
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
Can't it be both?
Wuntoothrie t1_j0hsdsa wrote
What is a 14-letter word that means utterly hopeless ?
Wuntoothrie t1_iydix6j wrote
First of all, fuck rotten tomatoes. That site wouldn't know a good movie from a colonoscopy.
Second ... Dead Heat 1988 11% RT rating ... totally worth the watch.
Wuntoothrie t1_ixxaz17 wrote
Reply to The freshest pastries by Grande-Pinga
I'm also imagining unfinished bathrooms and white Styrofoam cups stacked next to a pepsi soda fountain with nothing but coke and diet coke.
... and of course, boiled peanuts in zip lock bags ... spicy and regular.
Wuntoothrie t1_jaihleu wrote
Reply to Recidivist, Me, Ballpoint pen, 2020 by SaraBaunArt
That had some impact. Great word.