"Ok, you got me there...but that is not a crime"

Just think of all the stolen futures from the children who worked in those mines actually, ya kno, mining and such.

Makes sense. If you have a tooth that's infected, it can end up smelling pretty rancid. Time for those immunities to get boosted!

The quicker you drink, the safer you are. I was also joking lol

Inefficient. You think an animal that has been around for millenia would have evolved a better way to drink. Perhaps through straws or osmosis?

Agreed. The only solution is to move MORE LEFT. Republicans and Democrats both pander to corporations and allow our environment to be destroyed in search of ever growing PROFIT.