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YeetmongerExtra t1_j2cl6wz wrote
Reply to comment by SufficientBox4418 in Gives it to us by Bapa_burger
Fair, considering this is Cardi B.
YeetmongerExtra t1_j2cgy54 wrote
Reply to comment by Bapa_burger in Gives it to us by Bapa_burger
Good to know it's not the latter. That being said, would you be so kind as to explain the joke to me with minimal spoilers?
YeetmongerExtra t1_j2cf83l wrote
Reply to Gives it to us by Bapa_burger
So am I missing something or is OP just saying that he wants a slave?
YeetmongerExtra t1_ja56qkz wrote
Reply to [WP] Demons escaping hell and creating businesses on Earth is more common than you’d think. Most create bars, casinos, and other dens of sin. You were different. You were tired of sin. You built as 50’s style ice cream parlour. by HonestAbe1809
"What can I say? I've had my fair share of evil and suffering and I wanted to see some smiles." I was talking to Dave, my old superior, who had dropped in for old times sake and had no idea I had built what I had.
He was still stunned, but finally managed to get some words out. "Can I have some?" I gestured to the menu above the counter. After looking it over, he asked "Do you think I'd like chocolate?"
"I wouldn't know, but it's my personal favorite." Dave handed me the money for a single scoop. I served it up in a waffle cone and let him go at it. He initially tried to bite it, but quickly found that wasn't practical and opted to lick it.
He ate it in something like a minute. "That was amazing! How do you make this stuff?"
"Truthfully, I don't know. Could probably google it. Anyways, how is Jay doing?"
His face darkened. "I was hoping you wouldn't ask that."