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I’m not telling you that you cannot complain, ever. Some things are worth complaining about.

But practicing gratitude is very important for living a happy and fulfilled life. If you search for something to complain about, you’re going to find it, no matter what. There’s always something that could be improved, some quality that isn’t being met. But there’s also always something to be grateful for; something that you take for granted that is wonderful to have.

spoken like a habitual complainer

mf could live in a $8,000,000 mansion with 10 employee wait staff catering to your every need and you’d still look out the window and complain about not owning the neighbor’s $12,000,000 mansion

the OP’s post is targeted at you

Didn’t understand the ending at all, but the use of the word “chipslave” plus the description of him as a technologically oriented christmas tree was enough to earn an upvote from me. Good stuff!

This is nice and all, but what is this supposed to motivate me to do? Sit on my ass and drink hot chocolate?

What’s the deal with “Hawkins middle”? I assume it references their middle school, but there’s no connection from “middle” to “school” and I’m almost positive that they just refer to “Hawkins” by itself more times than they say “middle” by itself.