Bro just own it, if you laugh about it first, people won't make fun as much.

You have a hell of a story here especially in the high school setting, I say you go for it

Yep, not sure when the last time I heard it was but I see that it's been debunked.

Apples have caffeine too.

If a single red bull actually almost gave you a heart attack, you need to be careful.

Don't eat an apple have a coffee then eat some chocolate or you might just bust yourself up

It is unless you do it for an unreasonable time.

When I was a kid a foam plate would melt in seconds, now that they changed the recipe Ive had some last like 5 mins with slight deformation

I would say Kanye, but he's gone so far off the rails the last few months it might have gone from immaturity to lunacy