Zamtrios7256
Zamtrios7256 t1_ja1uqt9 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "Seeking wealth is not inherently evil. Like power, gold is a tool that can be used for both good and evil. Therefore, squire, when someone says that they "only in it for the coins", make them elaborate what are the coins for, THEN judge their character from that." by Virgonidas
"I like trinkets and shiny thinks, money can buy those things."
Fair enough
Zamtrios7256 t1_j94ok3w wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] I’ve started hearing a voice that gives me random instructions like “step into this alley, wait 30 seconds, then leave”. I don’t know the outcome of these instructions, but I know bad things happen if I ignore them. by Azreal_Mistwalker
"I have been diagnosed with OCD"
Zamtrios7256 t1_j6lnvze wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A murder mystery, but every character believes themselves to be responsible for the death, and tries their best to cover it up. by Prompt_Dude
Best part?
It was natural causes
Zamtrios7256 t1_j6g476y wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A super edgy Anti Hero is transported into a stereotypical So-Sweet-You'll-Puke fantasy world. This is what happens. by AnyLiterature2363
Wanna go to caaaaaandyyyy mountain chaaaarlie?
Zamtrios7256 t1_j65sazf wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Every year, a dragon lands in the center of the kingdom and lays two eggs. When the eggs hatch, the two baby dragons then fight to the death. The red one winning means a year of good luck while the blue one winning means a year of bad luck. This year, the dragon laid three eggs. by tsl3161991
It turns out the one that wins has nothing to due with the luck that year, and the three eggs were completely normal
Zamtrios7256 t1_j29ylgn wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You discover a singular arrow on the ground in February. Instead of an arrowhead tip, it has a heart tip. It's one of Cupid's arrows... and the magic is still in it for one use. by London-Roma-1980
I was hoping this wasn't JoJo
Zamtrios7256 t1_j1s79ha wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [EU] In the end, the prophecies were wrong. We did't have to worry about Cthulhu rising from the depths and destroying humanity. No, what we needed to worry about was whatever the hell that thing that reached down and crushed him like an ant was. by Urbenmyth
God: Sorry about that I thought I already got rid of him.
Zamtrios7256 t1_j05ungz wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You were skeptical when the person answering the roommate ad you put out was a god of war, but after finding an excessive amount of weaponry while cleaning their room that was bigger than the floorplan allowed. You start to think they might be telling the truth. by EndorDerDragonKing
"Is that... an M1 Abrams?"
Yes
May I see it?
Yes
Zamtrios7256 t1_iyxughu wrote
Reply to comment by dezmyr in [WP] The new generation of vampire has discovered that just by taking iron supplements and vitamin D drops, they’re feeling fine without drinking human blood by Superben14
I mean, Jeff Bezos and Elon musk are blood sucking parasites already.
Zamtrios7256 t1_iyw8w5e wrote
Reply to comment by SereneRiverView in [WP] After eons of refining your work, you summon the genie one last time. "Finally want to use your third wish? I thought the last two has taught you a lesson." You remain silent, and give him a dictionary-thick contract that cast the genie an unavoidable sufferings for eons, and inevitable death. by alacz
What are they?
Zamtrios7256 t1_iy6byzy wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Your spouse disappeared. After a year you have a funeral and spot a person crying there who looks suspiciously like your spouse. by Limp-Web-1292
You remember your spouse's identical twin, ad break down more
Zamtrios7256 t1_iy6bqdq wrote
Zamtrios7256 t1_iubvu34 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are the only mortal who can see the true forms of lovecraftian entities without going insane, a really intresting and useful power by ravatos626
Sucker for Love
Zamtrios7256 t1_je3qaly wrote
Reply to comment by Koifish_Coyote in [EU] Batman encounters his worst fear yet: that Bruce Wayne could have done far more good for the world if he didn't spend his money fighting a clown. by mynameishweuw
"Haha Batman is stoopid, he should donate for charities and stuff"
-people who conveniently forget that villains like Poison Ivy, Dr. Freeze, and yes, Joker exist.
Only one that probably wouldn't be there is Joker. But only because his shtick is the vaguely (or not so vaguely) sexual tension with Batsy