You ever laugh at something with just a series of exhales through the nose? That's what this got me. Gg well played

If I can't just buy an 8 ball before I walk into that movie What's even the point

What's funny about this is I actually know a guy who had like a beta tester iphone.

He worked in the tech industry and had a iPhone before they were ever actually released to the public, I got to fuck around with it when I was a kid it was the coolest shit ever.

It wasn't his though he didn't get to keep it. If I remember correctly he said he only got to have it for like a year before he had to send it back.

Had he somehow held on to that piece of technology I wonder how much it would be worth.

Wow thats a really dumb and wrong take.

You and every single human being on the face of the planet who owns a TV stand / entertainment center

I have two passions in life, anti-Semitism and LG tvs.

Between the chocolate cookies and cheese I ate this holiday season, I feel like I should be a hundred pounds heavier than I am right now.

My aunt brought three different homemade cheese based appetizers to our Christmas dinner

Can someone please explain to me why I ate at least 6 lb of cheese over the holidays?

Honestly I literally have not stopped pirating all entertainment media. Fuck these companies. I'll pirate till the day I die, and when I can't do that anymore, I'll exclusively play video games and do drugs

Man I can't wait to get a lawsuit from Netflix because I try to stream a video from my work wi-fi, or my phone, or my home wi-fi, you know depending on which one I said is home initially.