Zero_Burn
Zero_Burn t1_jbz92b1 wrote
"You're gonna lose your mouth and anus and your entire life will become about fucking and then you'll die, it's gonna be incredible."
Zero_Burn t1_jb13nqt wrote
Reply to [image]no amount of anxiety makes any difference to anything that is going to happen by startwithaidea
A...are you talking about predeterminism? That the future is set in stone and nothing we do can change it? Then what's the point of trying?
Zero_Burn t1_ja9ul6a wrote
You have been blessed by the bagel fairy. You need to give an offering of thanks in the form of a thimble of everything seasoning.
Zero_Burn t1_j9zmw6w wrote
Ben Franklin is just disappointed you're not spending him getting some booze and some hookers and partying it up in Paris, like he would have wanted.
Zero_Burn t1_j9v4da3 wrote
Reply to comment by Delicious-Space-6117 in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
Probably rescued her because the dragon who kidnapped the princess belonged to his wife and he felt a moral obligation to clean up its mess. It being killed probably was just because it had a malfunction and asploded.
Zero_Burn t1_j84v46s wrote
Reply to comment by NibaTCat in [WP] You are Death, but in a post-apocalyptic world. Only a few survivors remain, and you're doing everything you can to help them because if the last human dies, you die as well. The survivors can't see you, but they feel your presence and notice you efforts. They started to call you Life. by Frosty-Ad-1284
I mean, that post is 5 years old, it's nice to have some reposts so new people can see them and we can see new takes on them, etc. If it were just like a few months ago, sure, but 5 years is plenty of time for a refresh on it.
Zero_Burn t1_j6f86z2 wrote
Reply to Son! Stop pulling on grandma! by dxmfa
r/creepy
Zero_Burn t1_j47w2w6 wrote
Reply to [Image] Remember, the small steps you take in between are where the living happens. by lil_tig
Zoom in to see the collection of thumbtacks and Lego scattered across it
Zero_Burn t1_j47rqpa wrote
Reply to comment by Shaminahable in Do it for future-you [Image] by wholesomecomics
My brain doesn't even grasp the passage of time, there is only present me and present me hates present me.
Zero_Burn t1_j47rkn7 wrote
Reply to comment by TievX0r in Do it for future-you [Image] by wholesomecomics
One day time travel will be invented and Past Me's gonna get the shit knocked out of him.
Zero_Burn t1_j42zp2y wrote
But I don't like guacamole. Which tracks since I don't like myself either.
Zero_Burn t1_j3cpvub wrote
Reply to No one seems to realize that if we “End aging” we are destined to spend most of that time alone, trapped or crushed, or floating through space, barely remembering anyone or anything that happened to you. by Thedaulilamahimself
I don't think of it as actual immortality, merely... making death optional. Once you've had your fill of being alive, you'd be able to die on your terms. Some people would only choose to live a couple hundred years, some would choose to live thousands.
Zero_Burn t1_j1ooqn6 wrote
My life is chorus of disparate voices screaming, and that's just what's in my head.
Zero_Burn t1_j1n8fx9 wrote
Reply to That time Jesus got hangry by david-braintree
Jesus pulled a Karen on a fig tree.
Zero_Burn t1_j0o9spu wrote
Reply to [image] Believe in yourself by _Cautious_Memory
Yeah, but Santa did more for me than I ever did.
Zero_Burn t1_iu225ji wrote
Reply to How do you guys read books? by HalboAngel
If I'm reading something informational I shut off the voice and try to absorb the information in an efficient way, but if I'm reading something for fun, some fantasy or the like, my voice goes all out and I literally have a full movie going on in my head. Is it fast? No, because I'm savoring the book, no need to go fast if I'm enjoying it, life isn't about going fast, it's about enjoying the ride.
Zero_Burn t1_jdk2q85 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Last week you found an old sword in a box. When the blade was unsheathed it spoke to you, recounting its history. It declared you bearer of the mythical talking sword of Babel, and that you are bound together until death. Unfortunately, the sword is incredibly irritating and won’t shut up. by DiRumgega
EXCALIBUR!
EXCALIBUR!