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Zumokumibonsu t1_isdhqn1 wrote
Reply to I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation.... by GreatInconsequence
Douglas: Oh, poppet... to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.
April: ...what?
Douglas: When we met, as if I'd be worried about something like that! I don't care where you're from; Iran, France, doesn't bother me. I'm very modern
April: I'm not from Iran!
Douglas: Well, you said something along those lines.
April: No, not Iran, a man! I said I used to be a man!
Douglas: You used to be a man...?
Zumokumibonsu t1_j85l0wi wrote
Reply to Family game night’s snack theme was “Break up” food. I decided to pay homepage to one of my personal, favorite breakup lines. by NipplelessWoman
“Pay homepage”