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Zwets t1_j7zpxmg wrote
...Sure, I've got 3 nails here, hold still please.
Zwets t1_j5yi7tc wrote
Reply to comment by ruiner8850 in NY AG wants answers on Madison Square Garden's use of facial recognition against legal opponents by Sorin61
> Hell, some of them might have season tickets and don't want to lose those.
So they wanna screw a whole lot of lawyers out of their already purchased movie/convention tickets, and want to do so by using a privacy invasion they could be sued for....
Let me know how that works out for them.
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Reply to comment by S3HN5UCHT in Hackers Demand $10M From Riot Games to Stop Leak of ‘League of Legends’ Source Code by Sorin61
Maybe if the hackers edit the code to finally fix the launcher, Riot will pay them.
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Reply to comment by melt11 in Clemson football was built ‘in God’s name, image and likeness,’ Dabo Swinney says by PotRoastPotato
You know... that makes my country's performance at penalties make a lot more sense. Chaac doesn't want to see professionals with millions of euros worth of training preform outstanding athletic feats.
The god of soccer just wants to see complete amateurs flailing comically.
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Reply to comment by Chard069 in Clemson football was built ‘in God’s name, image and likeness,’ Dabo Swinney says by PotRoastPotato
The Astecs had a game where 2 teams kicked a ball through a basketball hoop and the losing team got sacrificed right? (Unless Discovery channel lied to me, as they've been know to do)
So probably Quetzalcoatl, or maybe Chaac instead.
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Reply to comment by freedom_from_factism in Crypto leak: Investigator allowed to investigate investigator by SteO153
> Investiception
It was right there, man.
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Reply to comment by jujubanzen in Cash crops: Dutch use bitcoin mining to grow tulips by cinwald
Partially I suspect the increased Dutch gas heating prices have caused the price of "warmtepompen" (electrical hot air machines that pull in outside air) to increase dramatically. As businesses faced with massive gas bills rush to buy every available one.
Buying and installing a warmtepomp at 3 times or more the market price might return that investment in 5 years, but gas prices are already going down, so that might not be worth it (even though you should invest in one anyway for environmental reasons). Buying a mining rig that has sharply dropped in value recently and changing how the fans on it work, is probably cheaper than buying one of the hot air units right now.
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Reply to comment by derpderderpderp in MIT Engineers Design Self-Building Robots That Can Grow Into Bigger Machines by Test19s
First of all, that's a spoiler unless you get 70% through the first game.
And to be fair, the technology existed in Horizon for years before a billionaire techbro got involved in weaponizing it and the world ended.
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Reply to comment by marketrent in The deepest ocean trenches of Earth function as island-like habitats, with distinct fauna on separate evolutionary trajectories by marketrent
I wonder if the environment of different trenches is unique enough to actually create noticeably divergent evolution like we see on some isolated islands (a bird like the kiwi filling a space that would normally be held by a rodent, or komodo dragons in the space that would normally be held by a big cat or wolf) Or would the conditions at that depth be so harsh that every trench trends towards the same evolutionary solutions?
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Reply to comment by _Weyland_ in Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port by bomberesque1
Antwerp doesn't have sewer gators, it's all eels down there.
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Reply to comment by sjitz in Sushi supplier filmed naked women at Vandenberg Space Force Base by Luigi_Look
Actual answer: They monitor who's space junk is about to crash into who's satellite. With the goal that they can warn whomever owns satellite to move it.
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Reply to comment by UloPe in How Google Alerted Californians to an Earthquake Before It Hit by max-venum
"Hosen" means trousers. A "Hose" would be a trouser, referring to a single pant-leg. As might be expected, needing to refer to 1 half bifurcated trousers doesn't come up in conversation often.
I think "puts on his pants 1 leg at a time, just like the rest of us" isn't used as a proverb in German. Though it could also be my German family members have never had cause to use their version of it.
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Reply to comment by Separate-Owl369 in ‘Kids do not listen’: East Chicago teacher charged after having alleged ‘kill list’ by Rebellion2297
Would you pay your wife, or would you pay the person to let your wife punch them?
...This is such a confusing statement.
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Reply to Mexican Priest Known As "Father Pistolas" Suspended After He Advised Parishioners To Carry Guns To Fight Off Drug Cartels by canesul
> “Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin’?”
> “Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
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Reply to comment by Spire_Citron in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
The thotaudit meme is a joke, you need to actually submit a form of evidence that you actually know details about this person's finances to the IRS, and aren't just wasting their time, for them to investigate someone.
I don't actually know what qualifies as evidence, because that can vary by state. I wonder if images and videos of someone holding stacks of cash or making it rain can count as valid evidence though.