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Reply to comment by notmyrealnam3 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I have a 100 regrets, not cracking a lame joke ain't one of them!
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Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
The wife takes her mask off, and says Hi wayne, this is dad.
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Reply to comment by JPMerola in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai
So a comedian dies and goes to the pearly gates. God is like, funny guy huh. Tell me a joke and if I laugh you get to go in.
The comedian goes ahead and tells God a holocaust joke.
It leaves a bad taste in God’s mouth and says it’s not funny.
The comedian goes, “I guess you had to be there”!
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Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
I am the same way and even making 40 seems so hard!
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Reply to comment by IWannaHookUpButIWont in Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
The only reason climate is changing is because Chuck Norris didn’t like it.
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Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris jokes!
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Reply to comment by Exotic_Stomach_8962 in A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.. by tn_notahick
It's the absurd build-up of seeing the priest train so hard, just to know why the man needed the lemon, that makes this joke so funny!
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Reply to comment by Timehacker-315 in A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.. by tn_notahick
> We can’t tell you. You’re We're not a monk!
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Reply to A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
The real joke is that he went from a blond to a blonde mid-flight!