“Those tunnels” referring to the ones at Lafayette and maryland

Way before my time 😅 but that river has a super interesting history, all the mills and such it’s honestly my favorite part of Baltimore, even thought the water is disgusting lol

I’ve explored those tunnels you can get pretty far but eventually it gets to a point where you either gotta tube it or something, and we didn’t have the balls when faced with the possibility of getting stuck at the halfway point with zero possibility of going back the way you came

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t we reroute falls to accommodate 83?

Mess reference was just a point of reference for how well I know this city 🤷🏼‍♂️

If your only argument is “oh yeah? Where do you know that is better?” Just accept that you love a turd. It’s okay, I love our turd too.

You know where else has history? The entire fucking planet.

The whole city isn’t a warzone like people say though, I’ll say that much lol

“Fed hill” everywhere has hills with flags. “Edgar Allen poes grave” they have dead historical dudes everywhere. “Canton?” They have gentrification everywhere. “Fells point?” They have violence and bars everywhere “hampden?” They have historically racist communities filled with hipsters everywhere. I love my city but y’all need to face it as far as experiences exclusive to our city? all we have is blue crabs a contaminated harbor full of body’s/litter, John’s Hopkins and the word “dummy” being friendly 🤷🏼‍♂️

Name 5.

In all seriousness I’ve worked in the city since I was 17. 10 of those years as a messenger exploring every corner of this city as a profession. Lived all over this city until I got my wife pregnant and got out. I’m 30 now, and I still can’t give someone a good “Baltimore exclusive” recommendation of what do while you’re here. Don’t get robbed dood, move with purpose, don’t look out of place (like a tourist) 🤷🏼‍♂️

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