aecrone

aecrone t1_j2aafmu wrote

To mamma so fat:

The horse on her polo shirt is REAL.

Her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

When she wears high heels and walks, she strikes oil

When she leaves the house wearing a red dress, kids come screaming 'Hey, KoolAid'

Elevators say ' Capacity 8 people, or YO MAMA'

When she tries to get out of bed in the morning, she ends up rocking herself back to sleep.

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