alexjaness
alexjaness t1_jefm3cb wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
as if there is any other way to laugh in a stolen forklift.
alexjaness t1_ja9yv34 wrote
Big Black Coca-Cola
alexjaness t1_ja9eqvb wrote
Reply to TIL In Approximately 241,000 years, Nanga Parbat #9 tallest mountain in the world located in Pakistan will overtake Everest and will become the tallest mountain in the world. by AdClemson
I don't think this is going to happen. At some point, the bodies of all the people who die trying to climb Everest will start stacking up higher and higher. Eventually the summit will be a flag planted into some dipshit named Craig's skull.
alexjaness t1_j9vcl93 wrote
Val Venis did it better 20 plus years ago
alexjaness t1_j9v0eb2 wrote
Reply to comment by markvs_black in Changing, me, oil on panel, 2022 by HomeWasGood
wait until he hears about the nipple in The Birth of Venus. Get that fainting couch ready
alexjaness t1_j9laqqx wrote
Local H had a whole tour where they let someone pick a name of one of their albums from a hat and played it plus some of their more popular songs after.
alexjaness t1_j9l3k5y wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
an Indonesian in 2004
alexjaness t1_j9hscj3 wrote
Reply to comment by DumpstahKat in These Mountain Dews are two different colors by The_Mr_Yeah
I had a huge coke problem for a few years, and even I am looking down at you.
Shame!
alexjaness t1_j9gzz1e wrote
alexjaness t1_j8p4dp9 wrote
Reply to comment by Sczysz in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
all a man needs in life is a lush green golf course and 6 13-year-old brides
alexjaness t1_j7vxlq8 wrote
Reply to comment by Themnor in KD to the Suns by Bigpie0u812
oh I wish far worse than stinkor on that piece of human garbage Karl Malone
alexjaness t1_j7vvbro wrote
Reply to comment by Themnor in KD to the Suns by Bigpie0u812
Fuck CP3. I hope that nut punching flopper never even gets a ring in his cracker jacks and only gets shitty temporary tattoos of C Level he-man villains. No Skeletor, No Hordak, Hell not even Beast-Man. I mean only Stinkor and below
alexjaness t1_j7vstal wrote
Reply to comment by HammerTimeHTFU in KD to the Suns by Bigpie0u812
In Phoenix's defense, Milwaukee only has 1 more 2021 NBA title than they do
alexjaness t1_j7vslc0 wrote
Reply to comment by Zhuul in KD to the Suns by Bigpie0u812
When LeBron whips his cock out at fellow heads of state and has to get pants specially tailored to accommodate his monster hog, then he can take sole ownership of LBJ
alexjaness t1_j7hvl48 wrote
hey, you ripped that off from my motto every time I smoke crack!
alexjaness t1_j6phoxk wrote
The Beatles: Get Back
It was great to see the process of how they made the songs, I didn't need to see them play Let it Be 19 times
alexjaness t1_j6pc0i1 wrote
They look like Melissa McCarthy and if Kristen Wiig ate Melissa McCarthy
alexjaness t1_j5vyiiu wrote
Reply to IOC issues statement on solidarity with Ukraine & sanctions against Russia and Belarus - Atlethes will be allowed to compete under neutral flag by RandomDKguy
IOC: "you can still compete, but your flag won't be as pretty"
Russia: "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
alexjaness t1_j5mbbiq wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Quesadilla in ELI5: How come some commercials will mention the competition by name but others use generic terms like “leading brand”? by OmarBarksdale
yeah, but your conflating correlation with causation. Anyone who willingly drinks Michelob is already a cannibal.
alexjaness t1_j0crs49 wrote
Reply to comment by prescience6631 in 5 second toaster and kettle by F1NNTORIO
yes, but they will still somehow be frozen in the middle
alexjaness t1_iyfdj6s wrote
Reply to comment by tysons1 in What do you call a priest who always lies? by ShadowRylander
that's why they get bigger hats as they move up the ladder. more space for lies...and candy....and condoms.
alexjaness t1_irxtaul wrote
Reply to comment by sjpllyon in New York residents who don't want to choose a gender can now choose "X" as a gender marker on a New York State license by maxcrazy
yes, so when the officer is tasering them and planting drugs on them they know their preferred pronoun.
(how did you know I'm American...is it the poor grammar and spelling?)
alexjaness t1_jega3ta wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
every rule and regulation ever is written in blood.