You can feel good about hood.

Very much this. We used to play the would you rather game a bunch. One card was Would you rather be Beautiful and dumb or really smart and very unattractive. Time and time again the answer was the first one, "Ignorance is bliss"

Kind of like those breakaway pants strippers have.

We can charge five times what we would for normal ink!

We used to run a country store in central Vermont and people would come in. "I hope we get to see a Moose!" I was like, I have not seen one in the past 5 years but good luck!

I have seen more Moose's in Northern NH or out west than VT. The one exception was one year at Mad River Glen where was one hanging out in the Shithouse woods(woods inbetween chute and fall line) all winter and we saw it at least 10 times. It was actually kind of friendly.

Teslas are so fast. Hard to tell if this is even a joke. Most Teslas can do 0-60 in 4 seconds or so.

Very much this. Amazing food as well.

Depends how good you are at driving in the snow and how much you will actually do it. If you ski or have a decent length commute you should get snow tires. I do know some folks who run subaru's in vermont with All seasons and do just fine though.

We see them all the time playing disc golf. Often freaks me out cause they are so camoflauged and the ground starts moving. When I was a kid we would pick them up sometimes. But they bite you sometimes and it hurts, not alot but enough.

WHY ARE YOU SO RATIONAL!

kidding

we for some reason have problems talking about some topics and they are the topics that need to be talked about the most. We need more grnmtnboy0's out there.

Blackback Pub....