ashtonvex t1_izrtyk6 wrote on December 11, 2022 at 11:02 AM

Reply to comment by ThiccEarthBeliever in How do I stop my husband from seeing another woman? by JamFranz

OP needs a recreational nuke

ashtonvex t1_iubohpb wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:25 AM

Reply to comment by nucleartaco130 in So, my kid’s school sent them home with a Halloween treat bag… by SrNormanDPlume

i have to get this, now.

ashtonvex t1_iu6t4ev wrote on October 29, 2022 at 12:05 AM

Reply to comment by Relevant-Rhubarb-849 in We buy trash bags for the sole purpose to throw them away by nukenate1

anything we acquire is bound not to be in our possession anymore, after we die.

ashtonvex t1_iu6pqrz wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:37 PM

Reply to comment by immaownyou in When people ask ‘gun to your head’ questions, we forget that getting shot is also an option. by farWorse

not really, i don't like worms. my hypothetical worm-gf will either be helping the environment from the inside of my compost bin or stimulating the "circle of life" (the food chain). why would i keep it in a jar, anyway? that seems kind of possessive.

ashtonvex t1_iu4ez9i wrote on October 28, 2022 at 1:57 PM

Reply to comment by BluZombieReddit in When people ask ‘gun to your head’ questions, we forget that getting shot is also an option. by farWorse

i swear im not a part of any burglar gangs of any kind. im friends with birds that live around my house, that's all.

ashtonvex t1_iu4724k wrote on October 28, 2022 at 12:56 PM

Reply to When people ask ‘gun to your head’ questions, we forget that getting shot is also an option. by farWorse

no, i don't. to me, it's the same as "would you love me if i were a worm?" type questions. sorry sofía, but realistically, if you were a worm i would either put you in my compost bin or feed you to my magpie friends.