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assjackal t1_jeedtjf wrote
Reply to comment by theshogun02 in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
It's crazy to me people buy into the whole fentanyl poisoning thing with cops. You can't get an overdose by skin contact, that's not how the drug works at all.
They just use that to cover up the fact cops get high on it frequently and can't pass a drug test.
assjackal t1_je5rogp wrote
Reply to comment by Timey16 in Russia Says Ukraine Using Long-Range US Artillery by TallAd3975
It's the same level of hypocrisy we see in US right wing heads. It's not how it makes them look, it's just filling the airwaves with nonsensical bullshit in order to keep people's energy wasted on debunking it.
assjackal t1_jcyypkl wrote
Reply to comment by Grisward in Bidens to host 'Ted Lasso' cast to promote mental health by Luka77GOATic
But then how could good and bad paying jobs alike hold their employees health hostage? /s
assjackal t1_jaclib1 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Or, bear with me now, corporate entities shouldn't fuck people over for petty reasons when they have the ability to save an abducted child.
assjackal t1_jacgopq wrote
Reply to comment by Necessary-Tap-1368 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Tbh these are all more respectable and dangerous jobs than being a police officer.
assjackal t1_jacg8j6 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Why would you pay for GPS subscription on a vehicle when every phone does it for free?
assjackal t1_j91enb0 wrote
Reply to comment by OmegaSeven in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
What the actual fuck? Lmao do you have an article on this it sounds stupid and fascinating.
assjackal t1_j8yhf33 wrote
Reply to comment by WaitingForNormal in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Some people believe things in their heart so much that faslifying evidence is justified, or have no evidence but need to communicate how powerful their beliefs are as if it'll just download into other people.
It plays hand in hand with the "God said" types who mistake their inner monologue for a diety commanding them.
assjackal t1_j8s17ve wrote
Reply to comment by GoGaslightYerself in TIL that, despite it being widely reported, Bruce Willis never sold the rights to use his likeness with deep fake technology. A Russian Advert company made it up and illegally used him in a commercial. by EarlGrey_Picard
>What if the shoe were on the other foot, and a bunch of right-wingers were indoctrinating kids in schools?
That's literally what is happening right now you fucking muppet.
Signed, someone currently standing on Florida soil.
assjackal t1_j7dljvl wrote
Reply to comment by Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder in TIL about split brain theory, which explains that a person's brain hemispheres cannot share information with each other if the corpus callosum is severed. by Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder
Fun fact, pirate eye patches weren't to cover open eye sockets (though I'm sure that was a decent secondary use)
Eye patches were commonly used by sailors to keep one eye adjusted to dark vision above deck, so when they went below deck they woudn't have to wait for night vision.
assjackal t1_j61w5oh wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in 8 arrested in case linked to "Luffy" group robberies across Japan by TEPCO_PR
As someone who spent highschool going to anime conventions in Florida, your statement is more accurate than you realize.
assjackal t1_j5ci42t wrote
Reply to comment by Xerox9 in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
I think the caveat here is timing and audience. Most people aren't adverse to a good dark joke as long as they know everyone involved doesn't actually think that way. My roommate is black and I have Italian heritage, we occasionally say slightly racist shit to each other in good humor but know each other's limit. This is after dozens of hours of deep dialogue about systemic racism and similar topics.
Of course the dude who opens up a party with dead baby jokes or the like is definitely not the brightest bulb.
assjackal t1_j5cgq68 wrote
Reply to comment by epochpenors in TIL the Japanese United Red Army conducted an internal purge of its members in 1972, killing 12, including 1 member killed for asking for tissues. by JakeyZhang
>constantly execute innocent people
Almost always because of racial prejudice speeding up the process.
assjackal t1_j3fawyx wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
He's quoted saying "How can a man settle with just one woman?" And keeping all his wives in the same house so he can "monitor" them from eloping with other men.
He sounds more like a shit heel than a loving family man.
assjackal t1_izozwlp wrote
Reply to comment by ConstantlySlippery in Lawsuit: Black Waukee students forced to sit in back of bus after dispute on band trip by youknowmeasvinnie
>a raise above $3 an hour
Jesus some people never really move on from their glory days do they.
assjackal t1_iy3tjge wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Tamil Nadu: Man’s tongue had to be cut off to save his life after snakebite, paid a heavy price for following astrologer’s advice by kulchacop
It throws me into a unique kind of rage that just as people identifying as religious is waning, this sort of stuff is growing popular. It's like diet religion, none of the rules but still all of the excuses for your shitty behavior.
assjackal t1_ixadq36 wrote
Reply to comment by Athuanar in FIFA head says fans 'will survive' without beer at World Cup by ChocolateTsar
They never changed their minds, this was intended from the beginning. Say yes to whatever they need until it's to late, then impose their backwards rules.
assjackal t1_itbxkke wrote
Reply to comment by weprechaun29 in 'Momentous': actor Anna May Wong to be first Asian American on U.S. currency by Exastiken
Then someone can send you an NFT that robs them all from your wallet.
assjackal t1_isf97tb wrote
Reply to comment by Meztere in Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform by threaljmotm
I doubt they will get voted in, but solidarity and dignity for sex workers is something that needs to be widespread. It's literally a vocation older than recorded history, puritan christian bullshit ruins everything natural about society.
assjackal t1_jefhdli wrote
Reply to comment by mcs_987654321 in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
I went there in 2015 to visit an old internet friend of mine. She was astounded I found the place beautiful and people interesting. It's such a wild place, I couldn't get over how the cities were laid out.
Got a picture of myself standing next to the "Welcome to dildo" sign too.